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Someone told me that you can drive by yourself a smart on just a provisional license because the power is – like the same as a moped . Is this correct or not

I mean the Car has like a 1 star Safety rating. If you get hit by another car, your toast.

Like these cars: http://www.motorhomesdirect.co.uk/images/TowingSmartCarswithMotorho/images/cars-for-towing-behind-motorhomes.jpg
I’m being Sarcastic, I know it doesnt have a 1 star safety rating, but you get my point.

They cost about the same as normal economy cars and they have less room. Is the car really worth getting for 6-8 extra mpg’s?

My mom just bought a new smart car and all i can think about is those old clown cars they used to fill with tons of clowns. Does anyone know the answer. Has there been any contests? Tell me please!!!

What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car?

A. Shop around for a car loan.
B. Obtain car insurance.
C. Study the car market.
D. Test-drive the car

Does anyone know what is the average monthly payment on those cars?
How many years can you finance them?
How much down payment do you need?

You know the car that looks like a toy?

I ordered my car in June 2008. I was let to believe you configure it shortly before it comes to you. Since I have configured it, my delivery date estimated has been unavailable. Last it said was August 2009-October 2009.

Can anyone tell me about their experience?

Thanks in advance.
To the jerk that commented on my question. First of all, I know that the Smart Car is a Smart Fortwo… I bought one. Second of all… if someone said what car are we taking, I would say the Honda… if I had a Honda and a Mitsubishi. Third I didn’t ask what do you think about the Smart Car. I asked what anyone’s personal experience with their wait and configuration time. What an ass.

my car has been a garage for 10weeks now & nobody seems to know the problem can anyone answer my question?

On returning from a long drive south london, the engine management light came on and I lost power. A local garage diagnosed loss of compression in one cyclinder and a damaged spark plug in that cylinder but said the enginer would need to be opened up. Can anyone advise where I can get the engine opened up for a reasonable price in south east london.